story of my life
my grandmother is drunk. who’s laughing at who now grandma?! <3
let the wild rumpus begin!
haha, i’m looking at my dashboard and there are a ton of posts reblogged...
do you ever get the urge to just tell someone they’re ugly? like stop...
cash cab completes me.
the brave little toaster is the most badass dude i know.
txtsfrmlstnght: (970): I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn’t cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
who am i? i don’t know! its ok who am i? you’re beautiful -...
helvetica rules the world... how did this happen? →
haha, yes, wow.
txtsfrmlstnght: (334): Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, “are those really guys I had sex with?”
sorry 2010 el camino, but you suck. →
really? a whole info center site dedicated to... →
txtsfrmlstnght: (304): I know I’m really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.